Chuck Oates

Norman, Okla.

Mid-March, 2007


The Rules


0. Keep a recording of your wedding ceremony.  Play it back now and then.

1.  Do what you said you would.

2. Fully expect that occasionally someone will turn your head a little (you are human, after all).  Appreciate the view for a moment, but no touching; then, apply Rule 1.

3. Remember that Lorena Bobbitt is still alive and well and may be available to your spouse or significant other for consultation; then, apply Rule 1.

4.  There are no other rules.