0. Keep a recording of your wedding ceremony. Play it back now and then.
1. Do what you said you would.
2. Fully expect that occasionally someone will turn your head a little (you are human, after all). Appreciate the view for a moment, but no touching; then, apply Rule 1.
3. Remember that Lorena Bobbitt is still alive and well and may be available to your spouse or significant other for consultation; then, apply Rule 1.
4. There are no other rules.